A few years ago, Tailgate was just that guy with the tech spec that was about how he's some wacky dude who believed all machines were sentient beings and talked to them as if it were true.  I mean, it's a fun Budiansky-esque concept, but it's funny how quickly such things are buried under the waves of Actual Longterm Characterization.

In the More Than Meets The Eye ongoing comic book, Tailgate's naivete is taken in another direction.  He is technically about two-weeks old when we first meet him, even though he fell in a hole and slept in it for several million years until the present day.  So he doesn't know about the Autobot/Decepticon war, he doesn't know that he shouldn't go make friends with Cyclonus, he doesn't even know who Optimus Prime is, and he doesn't know not to let Swerve start rambling at him, though he picked up on that one pretty quickly.

All this is why I am overjoyed that Generations Tailgate (like Swerve before him) is based on his Nick Roche (I believe) design from More Than Meets The Eye.  Sure, he's white in places where he should be blue and vice versa, and he transforms into an Earth car instead of a Cybertronian one, but he's definitely that little adorable design.  And so I neeeeeeeeeeeded him.  I especially needed him back in like December when we thought he'd be out already and so I drew him into a Dumbing of Age strip, fully expecting him to have hit retail by the time my buffer got eaten up to that far.  For the longest time, the most unrealistic thing about Amazi-Girl was that she owned a Tailgate toy.  Well, no longer!  He's out, both at online stores and in United States brick-and-mortar stores as of a few days ago.  

Tailgate is more complicated than he looks.  He's definitely still a Legends Class-sized guy, with the lack of a rotating neck joint -- NOPE IT MOVES HOORAY just from lower than you'd think -- and otherwise simplified articulation, but his torso does all sorts of crazy things.  The easist way to lampshade it is by pointing out that his exhaust pipes, which stick out the back of his vehicle mode, are placed in the middle of his robot mode torso.  You pull half of his torso down, pull the rest of his torso up, and then try to wrap stuff together to form a car.  Not bad for a Tailgate toy, considering the original required only that you fold his legs down.  

He comes with Micromaster partner named Groundbuster, based on the original Neutro troy.  He's there.  He makes some sort of weird claw thing.  I suppose a weird claw thing is useful if you're a waste disposal guy like Tailgate, so sure, whatevs.

(This review uses male pronouns, but it's distinctly possible that the jury is still out on that.)

*looks through his site to see what he said about the Swerve that's getting summarily replaced*  Huh.  Apparently my verdict was "he's red."  Well!  

This new one's red, too, in addition to being (almost) perfect.  Swerve's always been pretty cool!  He's a Transformer who can't drive, despite being a car.  He never really got any good fiction, like, ever, though, so all he's had to go for him all these years has been that Tech Spec write-up.  Until recently, that is!  The "More Than Meets The Eye" ongoing comic book series (which you may have heard me talk about for forever and ever) has thrust him into the spotlight as an insecure loudmouth jokester.  And he's pretty great.  And this Legends Class toy is really really good at looking like that Swerve does.

Sure, the toy transforms into an Earth vehicle instead of the Cybertronian car he does in the comic, but that's details.  What's important is that he's a tiny ball of annoying energy and that perfectly sculpted little always-yackin' face of his.  Even his toy can't keep his mouth shut.  

He transforms pretty simply, as you'd expect.  Unfold his legs, pull out his arms, and collapse his hood back over his roof.  Remember to push forward his head from his shoulders so he's not staring at the sky.  I mean, you can have him do that, if you want -- he's pretty short, and so up articulation on his head comes in handy sometimes.  This articulation means his head can't turn left and right, though.  That's no big deal.

Up there, I put (almost) in parenthesis in front of "perfect."  The only thing that keeps him from being so, really, is that I really wish he were sculpted with fingerguns.  You know, index fingers out, both of 'em.  That woulda made him perfect.  Dude needs some third-party forearms.  

Swerve comes with a little Micromaster dude who's basically Sky High but named "Flanker" for trademark reasons.  Sky High transforms from robot to weapon to jet and back.  I know less about Sky High as a character (there's not much to know) so I'm less excited about him.  Here's a gallery on Tumblr if you wanna look at him and more of Swerve.

I got mine from RobotKingdom.com.  He's not in the United States yet.  I'm sorry, but you have to wait.